Anti Terror Status !!

[Chefkoch2k]

Following the events in London in recent weeks the French government

announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run'

to 'Hide'.

The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate'.

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's

white flag factory, effectively paralysing their military.

As a response to this the Italians have increased their alert level from

"shouting excitedly" to "elaborate military posturing".

Two more levels remain, "ineffective combat operations" and "change

sides".

The Germans have also increased their alert state from "disdainful

arrogance" to "full dress-uniform and marching songs".

They have two higher levels, "invade a neighbour" and "lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from

"isolationism" to "find somewhere ripe for regime change".

Their remaining higher alert states are "take on the world" and "ask the

British for help".

Finally here in GB we've gone from "pretend nothing's happening" to

"make another cup of tea". Our higher levels are "chin-up and remain

cheerful" and "win".

[Gast Vampyre$warm]

geil

Aber nicht ganz unwahr =p

[Gast the-third-face]

Lol das sind mal passende Bezeichnungen